Your old Da is 33 on Monday, and I can’t wait. I’ve always wanted to be same age as my waist size after seeing how happy it made Kevin Kyle turning 40.
THAT has to go down as the worst and strangest year for the nation since 1988... the year an absolute chancer was born in Dundee. It was a year we saw politicians make more bad decisions than me – both in life and on a football pitch – and let me tell you, that takes some doing.
Merry Christmas troops. It’s a lot merrier for me than usual as the heroes at Peterhead and Montrose agreed to move the Boxing Day fixture to the 22nd so we could all spend time with our loved ones on Christmas Day.
What a weekend for Scottish Football as Celtic take on Hearts at Hampden tomorrow in the Scottish Cup Final and with no fans in the stadium it should make for a better atmosphere than usual at the national stadium.
Donald Park was given a lifetime achievement award for coaching this week, and it’s the most deserved award since Open Goal won 'Best Looking Host' in Vogue last summer.
It’s a sad time in Scottish football as the first manager in the Premiership leaves his post. It was a big shock to hear that it came at the Tony Macaroni Stadium, where it seemed like they had one of the nicest guys in football doing a great job.
After Thursday night’s disaster in Europe it’s clear that something needs to change at Celtic.
It’s been a tricky Willie Collum to write this week. If you want to experience how tough, then try boogying with a biro pen and a piece of paper and you’ll understand why!
Who would be a manager? In a week where Neil Lennon’s team went from playing like Boca Juniors against Lille and Aberdeen to playing like they were in the juniors five days later against Sparta Prague it must be even more baffling than some of my views on the game for the guys in the dug out.
ANYONE who has played alongside me will know I’m writing this week’s column with more brass than a Duke Street pawn shop. You couldn’t mark me with a blow torch as believe it or not, I’m going to have a go at players for going partying and enjoying themselves at the wrong times.
