WHEN you go to a Lewis Capaldi gig not only do you get an amazing performance by one of the UK's biggest pop stars, you also get several one-liners.
Here we pick the best of Capaldi's banter from his Hydro gig on Thursday night.
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On his wealth...
"Thank you very much for selling two of these out. I’m f***ing rich. I’m glad you decided to give it to a fat c**t from West Lothian."
On fellow Scottish singer Paolo Nutini...
"No matter how hard I will try I will never be that beautiful man."
On his bowel movements and pre-show nerves...
"I’ve had the shits for four days."
On Coronavirus...
"I’m glad no one has coronavirus (here) if they start cancelling gigs I’m losing money."
On his fans in VIP...
"We despise you for doing well in life."
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